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Cover of One Mummy to Go, Please! (1976)

One Mummy to Go, Please! (1976)

by JM Paquette

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A security guard, a mercenary, a lawyer, a thief, and a reanimated mummy walk up to a food truck... Elizabeth "Eliza" Cunningham has always known what she wants, whether tha's a medal in an Olympics qualifier (Bronze!), acceptance to an anthropology program at an elite university (Oxford!), or her many sexual conquests (except her childhood best friend Reese Eldin, who was, admittedly, a drunken mistake). But when her parents are killed in a car crash, Eliza's aspirations die along with them, and she flees as far away as the insurance money can get her: Cairo, Egypt. There, she runs a food truck called Shawarma Warrior King. She's a good cook and scores an exclusive contract at a dig site (unfortunately, managed by Reese). But trouble has a way of following Eliza. An accident at the dig site awakens a disgraced pharaoh called Milfonnos the Blighted One, whose delusions of grandeur have not faded in the last five thousand years. To stop him, Eliza

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EPUB
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Language
English
Added
2026-08-24

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