Scharlette Tries to Not Become President (2024)

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Unfortunately for Scharlette, saving humanity from destruction has made her pretty popular – and to her great dismay, the people of Panoptica would quite like to make her president. She’d much rather attempt to rescue her little sister, lost to an exploding sandwich press ten years ago. Tomothy and trusty timeship Gordon are only too happy to help, and set to work pouring drinks and firing up the teleportals. Meanwhile, a group of ambitious scientists have restored Earth’s prehistoric life, including T-Rexes, pterosaurs, and velociraptors – despite everyone knowing how that will turn out – to the custom built Planet Dinosaurs. Wouldn’t it be a terrible shame if Scharlette somehow winds up there? And if she does, will it hurt her election chances? Most importantly, who’s been doing green poo on the stairs?