Not Today Satan (2026)

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One gossip column photo. One meddling family. One fake relationship that got way out of hand. With no job, no apartment, and no money in the bank, unemployed chef Harley Plotkin didn't think her life could get any worse. Until she accidentally destroyed a high fashion photoshoot and got one of her best friends fired. Now she has exactly one chance to repay her debt and get her friend his job back. All Harley has to do is survive ten weeks at the beck and call of Santana Torres, legendary designer, control freak, and all-around boss from hell. But when menial servitude turns into tabloid fodder, suddenly Satan herself needs a favor. And for the first time, Harley has the upper hand. The rules are simple. No feelings. No complications. Absolutely no funny business. The problem? Harley never did know how to follow the rules. A hilarious sapphic romance about fake relationships, real feelings, and the alarming discovery that this job from hell might lead to a match made in heaven.